Pop Porn Star

I like music, I don't have a very good ear but I can enjoy listenning to music. I think there are a lot of talented singers all over, but I want to talk about the most famous, the ones with a lot of publicity, work and money. What is going on with them? What the hell is wrong in the music industry? Are they completly nuts?

Answer: - No, they just know how to earn money (using sex)

If you are a male and you like singing, you are hot and you don't have an absolutely disgusting voice, you may get to the top. You only have to play the bad boy character, who is very sensitive and had troubles with drugs. Screw a couple groupies and break some famous girl's heart, make a song about it and you'll be a legend. Also works if you make a song about your lifetime gilfriend breaking your heart. Then make a very sensitive videoclip where a lot of pretty ladies worship you while you ignore them because you are just looking for the girl you really like and care about. Right to the top my friend!

If you are a female you'll have more competition, they may ask you for a good voice, but that is not really important in this bussiness, you need to be hot, really hot, and you have to act like you are horny 24/7. Make a couple songs about how much you like sex, how promiscuous you are, put a couple sensitive songs in your record as well just to show you have feelings and you are so badass now because someone broke your heart in the past. Then act weird, get yourself in troubles, show skin in your clips, the most recurrent is the one where you go to some beach shore and half naked you make out with a gym dude, you sing a little while you guys get wet. Then you'll just find yourself on the top.

When I watch music videoclips I honestly flip out. Right now most of them, (I mean the ones from these Shakiras, Ladies Gagas, Keshas, Katies Perrys...etc) are just porn shorts with the explicit scenes cut out. I don't care about it, I'm not complainning but just saying it amuses and impresses me. I don't think is too far the day when we'll be able to see the Pop Star of the moment grabbing a penis and singing at it like if it was a microphone in her clips. Maybe singing while some dude is eating her out or just banging her from behind, that is where this industry is going, music industry is converging with porn industry. I just hope my doughter won't ever tell me: "Dad, I want to be a Pop Porn Star"